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BBQ Rules

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on BBQ etiquette. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 
Routine... 
(1) The woman buys the food. 
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. 
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. 
Here comes the important part: 
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. 
More routine... 
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. 
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat 
Important again: 
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. 
More routine... 
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. 
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 
And most important of all: 
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking effort s. 
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

Extra man puzzle

 

Look at this image and count the number of men.  Then when it switches their heads, count again.

This will drive you mad for hours and even though I have been given a solution to it, it doesn't make sense to me and is driving me CRAZY!

Check it out and see if you can work out where he comes from

Facebook cheat code

Today I read a fun post on a Facebook forum which told me to do the following:

On any Facebook page type in:
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, and then press enter

It will add some nifty effects!

lol.. 

This may be recognised by many as an old Konami cheat code and it's pretty cool that facebook has stolen it

Check it out!

Doorbells

I noticed tonight that literally 4 in 5 peoples doorbells don't work.

Why the hell is this! What possible part of upkeep of a doorbell can be so difficult that 80% of the population cannot undertake it!

Eeh

It also makes me look like an arrogant impatient bastard when I ring a doorbell, then knock straight after because I'm unsure it rang due to this probability!

grr

Rant over,
love
Stephen x

Webcam tales :)

Hahaha!!! Haven't I just had the peep show of a lifetime...

Story is: Siobhan, my girlfriend, told me of this kid who was keep trying to strip for her on webcam and get her to send him pics etc etc.

Obviously the right thing to do was to log in to her MSN and see if I could get him to do it.. And boy did I! It started out as a simple "Wank off for me" request and soon I got him to do all sorts of crazy shit. The highlight was when the kid poared a bottle of lube up his ass and started sticking fingers up there. Aren't I cruel!

Anyway, when I finally revealled that he was speaking to her BF and not to Siobhan, the little prick started trying to offer me peace offerings and shit, which I find hillarious. Infact, I'm still giggling a little.

I have photos, but they are too graphic to be put on here but I'll make them available to you if you leave a comment below

The conversation is written in full below

The convo

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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:

[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you first
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
if u want it u tell me
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i do
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:

[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
what shall i do then?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you decide
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
nar nar love u
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] has stopped viewing webcam with you.

I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
naked?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
after

[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] has accepted your invitation to start sending webcam.

[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
shaven
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wanna suck it
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
im making it hard
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u only have to say "maltby come round mine" and its urs
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
tomorrow
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
hmmmm
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u freee like
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
im busy atm
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
txt me
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
masturbating
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
what time?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
late
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
like 11
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
wheres floppy?
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
haha why that late
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
itd have to be earlier
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
my parents will go out at 11
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
nay good =[
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
what about tomorrow afternoon then
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
and hes getting hard for u
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:

[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
what time tomora afternoon?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wish i was trhere to make it hard
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
about 3
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i wanna see your wet pussy
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
dnt finish college til 3.15
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you can eat it
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i'll sit on your face
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
3.30 then
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
taste nice?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
so nice
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
its in sunderland where do u live
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
hebburn
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
near the metro station?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
yeh
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u get my number
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
yeh
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
ill get credit tomora
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i cud be at ur for half 4?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
great
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
ready for supper
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
oooooh
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i want to do everything to you
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
what about ur lad?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
what lad
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
he's gone if you come round
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
wt u mean?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
if you come eat my pussy, you are my boyfriend from then
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
how long does it take to get hard
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i am hard
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
show me
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
get close to the cam
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
darlin id quite happily eat ur pussy, im just not after a relationship
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
oh well
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i'll just not tell him
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
now show me your sexy dick
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
deal
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
deal?? where is it
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
im wet
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i wanna see sum of u
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i am taking pics
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
but i dont know where my cable is
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
now.. dick me
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
mssg me them to my phone

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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
txt me them to my phone =]
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
sorry

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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u can send me the pics to my phone

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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i found mc bale
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
cable*
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
hold on
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:

I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
mmmm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
its blurry
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
show me how big your dick is
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
wank it
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
bbig enuf?

I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
show me how shaven you are
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
mhmmm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
the pics arent working
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
how?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i cant get them to download
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
just wait till tomorrow?
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
just send them to me in a picture message =]
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u have my number
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i cant afford it
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
no credit
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
so hw u gna txt me tomora
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
cum on
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
free messages
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i cant send picture messages
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
just wank for me
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
cum
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i haven't seen a dick that big for so long
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i wanna see u
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i cant
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you'll have to wait for supper tomorrow
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
where shud i cum?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
all over yourself?
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i meant tomora
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
allover ur face?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
in my ass
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u like it in ur arse?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i want you to be the first
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u got lube?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i think so
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i knw i have
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
good
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you might need it
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i bet its tight
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
is your pussy nice
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
oh yeh
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
shaved it tonight
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and it's sooo wet
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i wanna see!
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
tomorrow!
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
now!
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
how??
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
or iw nt cum tomora rofl
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
find a way
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i cant download the pics
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and i havent got any cred
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
just free texts
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
ill let ya off
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
thanks
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
now cum for me
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
all over your chest
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
not now haha
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
too early
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
early?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
when?
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
too cum
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
nowhere near
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
mhmmm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
lemme see you wank then
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u close
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
oh yeah
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
im shaking
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
put a finger in ur ass
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wish you could be here now
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
to do it
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i'm waiting for you
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
put a finger up thr
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
it wont fit
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
too tight
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
get it wet off ur pussy and wriggle it in
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you do it
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
on cam
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
what
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
why should i i wanna see you do it
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
but its hairy
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
show me how
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
why don't you shave there aswell
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
my boyfriend does
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
its sexy
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
haha too much hasstle
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u hate hair?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i love shaven boys
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
like you
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u can shave it for me if you wish>
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
maybe
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
but ur gna rim me and ur gna like it
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
after you fuck my up the ass
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
after ive came in ur mouth and fucked ur pussy
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you think you can cum twice?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
mmmmmmmhmmm
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
definately
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
thats so fucking hot
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
come fuck me now !
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i'm almost cumming
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
last longer the second time
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
in my ass
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
otherwise i wont last a second in ur tight virgin arse
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you better
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
put a finger up thr
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
im waiting for you
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u like ur anal dnt u
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i dont know, you'll show me
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
waiting for me to what
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
fuck my ass
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
stick your fingers up it
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and then your huge dick
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
so what am i doin on cam?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
cum on yourself
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i'm nearly cumming
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wanna see you shoot your load
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
on your chest
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
so u dnt want me to stick a finger up my arse =]
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
no
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wanna do it myself
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
tomorrow
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
show me your dick again
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and your ass
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u sure cos ill put a finger up thr for u
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
oooooooh yeah!
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
do it do it
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i'll cum
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
im so close
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
if u promise not to tell a soul
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wont
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
show the cam
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wanna see
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
brb x
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
k
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
just getting lube
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
mmmmmmmhmmm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i cant wait
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
your ass
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
stick a finger up
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and show me
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
just ahd a shower lol can u tell
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
yeh
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i want to eat your ass
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
watchn?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
yeh!
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
mmmmm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
im gonna cum
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
wiggle
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
try two
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
thr
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
thats so hot
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
now wank for me
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and cum
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
like your gonna cum on my face tomorrow
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u are gna lick my asshole clean tomora
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
yeh!
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
stick ur tongue right up it
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
yeh
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u ever bene pissed on?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
no
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i just egt the impression ur into filth
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
noh
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
just anal fantacies
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
come wank
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
make sure ur arseholes ncie and squeeky clean for me tomora
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
cum for me
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i will try
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
cum
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
hmmm]
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
ud like tht wudnt u
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
imagine your licking my ass
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
then cum on the cam
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i have 2 fingers in my arse and a fist on my cock
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
hmmm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i have a finger in my ass and 2 in my pussy
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
make it 2 in ur ass
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i cant
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u cn
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
im keeping it tight for tomorrow
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u got a vibr8r?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
no
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wish
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
watchin?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
yeh
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
im not sure itll be spectacular 2nd wank tnyt
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
oh
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
what about tomorrow
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
fireworks')
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
show me your dick
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
show me

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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:

I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
oh man
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
its so big
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
how big is it?
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
7?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
oh my god
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i want to sit on it
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:

I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
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i already have
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wanna see you
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
brb 2 secs sorry
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
why
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
mothers about
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
wank for me
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
what positions do u enjoy
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i like to be on top
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
or doggy
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
especially up my ass
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you?
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
sex
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
cum for me
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wanna imagine how nice it tastes
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
2 secs
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
did you freeze?

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[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
accept

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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
cum for me
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wanna lick it
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i dnt feel like cummin just yet?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
wank faster
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i got to go soon
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and i wanna see you cum
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
fgimme 10 mins
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
5
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
cn u nt wait til tomora?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wanna see what ive got to look forward to
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i did but i got nothing?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i want it either way
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
cum cum cum
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i wnt a pic 1st
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i told you
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
my phone cables broken
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and i got no cred
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i cant exactly top up can i
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
digicam?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
its at my dads
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
=[
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
if you cant cum tonight for me you can forget about tomorrow
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
o rly
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
ya rly
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
tell me wt ur gna do 4 me?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
your gonna come thru my door
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and im gonna be completely naked
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i'll whisk you upstairs and tear off your clothes
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
then ima turn you around and lick your ass
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and suck your massive hard dick
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
then ima lube my pussy and you're gonna fuck me anyway you like
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
then im gonna make you cum and swallow it all
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
then if you can go twice you can fuck my tight virgin ass
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
deal
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u got condoms?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
why? im on the pill
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
hmmm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you can cum inside me
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and then eat my pussy
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
but ur lad fucks up thr too
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
use a condom if you want, but i like it better without
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i have some
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i need large
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
even some small ones for you
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:

I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i have large for my BF
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:

I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
before i went on the pill
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
ill do ur ass bareback
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and shoot your load in there too
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
yep
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
ready?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
yeh
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
zoom in
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i cnt
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
mhmmm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i wanna suck you
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and swallow your huge load
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i love your shaven dick
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
tht cush?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
yeah
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you done?
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
ii
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
zoom in on your cum
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:

I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
lick lick

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I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:

I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
enjoy that?
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
did did u
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
yeah
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you?
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
yeah
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
would you say you enjoyed it if this wasn't siobhan
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
who is it
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
cant say
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
sure u can =]
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i enjoyed the show though
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
haha im not arsed
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you should be
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
why
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
because some lad you don't know has 15 photos of you sticking your fingers up your ass
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
thats fine =]
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
haha
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
good
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
any reason for that?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
coz they're going all over the internet
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
or are you just sexually perverted?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and im gonna email them to all her mates maybe
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
thats such a lovely thing to do, go through that much trouble over someone you dont know =]
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
im touched
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
haha
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
like your hairy ass
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
funny?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you put on a good sex show though
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
your simple minded fun doesnt bother me, if u wanna be a cunt be one
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i bet your myspace contacts would love to know that you stick fingers up your ass, and you like to piss on girls
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
have you ever even had sex?
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i never said i liek to piss on girls?
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
and ye si have
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
who the fuck is this
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
someone
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
you sound like such a nice person
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i am
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
that's why siobhan loves me so much
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u her lad?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
maybe
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
its funny isn't it
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
it is quite humorous
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
it will be if i ever see you around
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and when i send these pics about
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
to her mates
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and this convo
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
and why would u do that
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
sounds like you have little to amuse you if you enjoy stitching people like this?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
because you're a desperate prick trying to meet up with my lass
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
err narr
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i dont
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i just took exception to you trying to get her on cam
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
does it not shock u to think that i wasnt shocked tht ur lass was speaking like that?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
no, you were obviously enjoying it too much to care
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
cos its never been done before
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
coward
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
whats not
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
but now it apears you have questionable pictures of me, which technically gives u a position of power over me, what is it that ya want?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
nothing
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i'll use them when I see fit
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
can i ask u one questionm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
but I can use them to identify you if i ever happen to pass you
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:

[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
and why wud u want to do that?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
because you're some skinny little prick who was trying to have my lass go round yours so you could lick her ass
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
if u remmeber correctly it was u who offered eveything, i just agreed, as any songle lad would
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
no
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
your consumed in your own little fantasy
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
you've done it before
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i ment no harm
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
thats why she put me up to this
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
idiot
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
done what before?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
tried to wank for her on cam
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
infact not even tried
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
her and a mate watched you touch your desparate self at a sleepover once
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
no correction, i did, i was somewhat drunk, and i accepted when she asked me to
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i know them both enough to know they wouldn't
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
ive never been to a sleepover with her or a mate before
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
u sure u dont ahve me confused
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
no
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
her and a mate
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
at a sleepover
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
had you on cam
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
touching your tiny little dick
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i dont recall this like
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
she does
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
but anyway
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i do apologise for any offence ive obviously caused
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
lol
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
stfu
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
can i offer u a pint?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
no
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
im going offline
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
or is it the whole big man me want to defend my property bullshit
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
with my pics + convo
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
no
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
awell
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
i was just after a little bit of fun
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
but you pissed me off now
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
friends are better then enemied
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
enemies
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
and now you're trying to kiss ass
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
how havei pissed u off?
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
buy me pints and shit
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
its pathetic
I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold. says:
cya later hombre
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
i tried to do it the nice way
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
catch ya later
[c=3][Maltby]And i kissed a girl with a broken jaw that her father gave to her[/c] says:
make sure u talk to iz again[/code]

I hope you guys enjoy reading this as I did making it get written Also, enjoy the pics , some are very discusting so 18+ only plz..

BTW.. In the convo I am [i]I Wanna Live, I Wanna Give, I've Been a Miner for a Heart of Gold.[/i]

Love
Stephen